On Jobseeking

Welcome to my blog about trying to find a job. This blog is, first and foremost, a good way to keep myself sane whilst I go through the monotonous, yet still somehow absurdly cruel, process of finding a job. It also acts as a bit of a bolster to my CV, filling in some of the aspects I was forced to remove from my CV because of impropriety and professionalism. Finally, I reckon there is a good chance some editor of a major newspaper might read this and decide that it could be a column, and then in some plot function that probably has a clever name, my musings on not getting a job will get me a job. Then will follow a book à la ‘Julie and Julia’ and a film. Meryl Streep can play my Mum.